23rd Jul 2014

no one at work wants to play jeopardy with me on our lunch break. this place is a fucking prison. 

23rd Jul 2014

(Source: onceavegun)

22nd Jul 2014

Plus side of this day - got an 80 min massage as a bonus from my boss. And I got to go during work so that was fucking incredible. And she thought I was a runner because of my muscley (hah!) legs

Negative side to this day - I have a fucking UTI and I refuse to go to the doctor because I hate antibiotics. So I’ve drank nearly 1.5 liters of pure cranberry juice and it’s grosssssss

21st Jul 2014

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)

21st Jul 2014

wellp. guess tonight is gonna be one of those nights where I drink until I fall asleep.

21st Jul 2014

i fucking LOVE fresh hairdye night. my hair is so soft and swishy and RED ayeyyeyeee

20th Jul 2014

walkinthegl0w:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Filmography So Far

i would fuck him at every damn age. oh my gaddddd

(Source: lordgodcaprio)

20th Jul 2014

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

20th Jul 2014

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

(Source: spilled-weed)

19th Jul 2014

my whole body hurts so fucking bad. i have neck bruises, leg bruises, my lady bits are destroyed, and i’ve basically been laying in bed moaning all day. 

guess that means i had a successful night. 

18th Jul 2014

oh look, someone on the /r/uconn subreddit posted the article about the lawsuit settlement… aaaand they’re all being victim blaming pieces of shit. and patting themselves on the back for agreeing with each other being victim blaming pieces of shit. 

i seriously fucking hate these kind of people and i honestly hope they get bird flu and die. 

18th Jul 2014
so this pic is sideways and blurry but i just really love it for some reason. i’m so happy about getting doughnuts for my bday at work. 

so this pic is sideways and blurry but i just really love it for some reason. i’m so happy about getting doughnuts for my bday at work. 

18th Jul 2014
men are such princes.

men are such princes.

18th Jul 2014
"

I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here.

But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.

"
Source: Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

16th Jul 2014
"I felt too much, he didn’t."
Source: (six-word story)

(Source: apoetslifeforme)