19th Sep 2014

i am planning such a fun night for myself! I’m gonna get a three dollar bottle of wine at target and honk it down while I smoke weed and start a brand new Banjo Kazooie file!

I am so *~*fuN N CUTe*~**~

19th Sep 2014

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

18th Sep 2014

(Source: green-circles)

18th Sep 2014

wearing a pineapple-patterned tee shirt, space print leggings, and a beanie… listening to the backstreet boys… at my desk which is covered in penguin stickers.

im the cutest thing around for miles: FACT

17th Sep 2014

when i was younger, I smoked weed because I wanted to get high.

now that I’m 23, I smoke weed because it genuinely makes me feel okay about the shitty parts of my life. it helps when I’m depressed, anxious, sad, and bored.

that’s not to mention the help it provides me when I get one of my debilitating migraines. I was woken out of a dead sleep last night with a horrific migraine, puking and everything. i stopped throwing up long enough to smoke a bowl and within 2 minutes, the pain had dissipated and I was snuggled back in my bed. My other alternative would have been to take heavy duty narcotics laced with caffeine. I would have been sick and miserable for hours.

seriously fuck you if you don’t think that cannabis has medicinal properties. it’s the only thing that’s ever really helped me

17th Sep 2014

Anonymous said: It's – what does these guys think? Throwing insults when they chat-up line didn't work…

i s2g, it’s 90% of the guys around here. it’s like “hi babe wanna fuck?” and when the answer is obviously NO, they explode. the other day a guy told me ‘fuck you, you ugly cunt, i hope you get raped’ 

16th Sep 2014
please die in the BIGGEST of holes

please die in the BIGGEST of holes

16th Sep 2014
*heavy sigh*

*heavy sigh*

15th Sep 2014

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

15th Sep 2014

(Source: coolguytips)

14th Sep 2014

awrinkleintim said: getting on tumblr again has reminded me how funny/cool/beautiful you are. So, uh, cool! yeah! hi!

Hi love. How’s home?

(accidentally hit public reply so hi Corey srryy)
14th Sep 2014
pt. V 

pt. V 

14th Sep 2014

stoned, eating tater tots, listening to Heart while regretting my sexual decisions this weekend. #verytypical

14th Sep 2014

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

13th Sep 2014

ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

(Source: steviefuckingnicks)