why the mother FUCK would you book your 4 children on a goddamned red eye flight and then GIVE THEM REDBULLS? this fucking family of 6 just rolled up with their kids literally screaming and throwing things at the gate and plugged in 7 fucking devices, taking up most of the outlets.
just walking around being generally shitbag human beings. i am so 100% over this flight and i havenT EVEN BOARDED THE PLANE YET
leaving in like 5 hours for the airport! taking a redeye back to ct via way of Boston (+a train to new London)
Best part is that no one knows! My mom is gonna LOSE HER SHIT. Imma video it
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
american horror story: the police
Anonymous said: And can you take it all?
Anonymous said: how big is the former porn star?
why does acting like you completely don’t give a shit work like 100% of the fucking time with guys? it’s like, the oldest trick in the book. it’s always like “hey, wanna hang tonight?” “oh idk i’m being lazy blah blahh” “k well let me know if you want company, i’m gonna go watch mad men” “oh well yeah, you should come over”
HOW DOES THAT TRICK STILL WORK? HOW?
secret talent: finding and banging former porn stars.
seriously it’s happened twice already! this new guy has this incredible black on black Mustang and we’re at dinner when he just casually mentions that he did a lot of porn and that’s why he has a $50k car.
also big dicks obviously.