whoops just noticed the guy sitting next to me at the oil change place is very nice looking and I look like a greasy butt lol sorry universe.
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
whoops so since i had a moment of financial irresponsibility and bought that 500 dolla plane ticket for THURSDAY, i realized i have a metric dick load to do before then. including:
- change oil in car
- pay bills EW
- buy cute clothes to party in (just a few shhh)
- apply self tanner because i’m gonna look pasty as shit in PHX
- get fitted for my jaw appliance
- go to one PT appointment, cancel another
- clean bae’s apartment (why are boys so gross?)
- make guacamole for bae (he sad since he lost his phone today)
- um like pack i guess?
yep and ya i gotta do dis shit all before wednesday night but it’s coo because here’s the things i get to do when i get to PHX
- two step
- grand canyon possibly?
- best friend
- CANE’S CHICKEN OMG STOP I CANNOT
- pool SWIMMAN (new bathing suit from sports illustrated HOLLA)
- meet all the brazilians!
- drugs??? (420 blaze it sunday u kno)
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
Anonymous asked: Can you post a pic to see how do you look right now?
yeah sure here ya go. my day off.