16th Apr 2014
could you try and be just a little more racist please? there wasn’t enough ignorance in that post.

could you try and be just a little more racist please? there wasn’t enough ignorance in that post.

15th Apr 2014
how dope is my new bathing suit doe? 

how dope is my new bathing suit doe? 

15th Apr 2014
15th Apr 2014

whoops just noticed the guy sitting next to me at the oil change place is very nice looking and I look like a greasy butt lol sorry universe.

15th Apr 2014
selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings)

15th Apr 2014
jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

15th Apr 2014

wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat
15th Apr 2014

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

15th Apr 2014

whoops so since i had a moment of financial irresponsibility and bought that 500 dolla plane ticket for THURSDAY, i realized i have a metric dick load to do before then. including:

  • change oil in car
  • pay bills EW
  • buy cute clothes to party in (just a few shhh)
  • apply self tanner because i’m gonna look pasty as shit in PHX
  • get fitted for my jaw appliance
  • go to one PT appointment, cancel another
  • clean bae’s apartment (why are boys so gross?)
  • make guacamole for bae (he sad since he lost his phone today)
  • um like pack i guess?

yep and ya i gotta do dis shit all before wednesday night but it’s coo because here’s the things i get to do when i get to PHX

  • drank
  • two step
  • grand canyon possibly?
  • best friend
  • CANE’S CHICKEN OMG STOP I CANNOT
  • pool SWIMMAN (new bathing suit from sports illustrated HOLLA)
  • meet all the brazilians! 
  • drugs??? (420 blaze it sunday u kno)
14th Apr 2014

religiousmom:

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind

14th Apr 2014
14th Apr 2014
14th Apr 2014

jaclcfrost:

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

14th Apr 2014

Anonymous asked: Can you post a pic to see how do you look right now?

yeah sure here ya go. my day off.

14th Apr 2014
heisenbergchronicles:

Breaking Bad + Adventure Time by Cristhian Hova in Lima, Peru
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