24th Apr 2014

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24th Apr 2014

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24th Apr 2014

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

24th Apr 2014

ok so i have a mad shitty fucking extremely painful biopsy tomorrow after work so before that i am gonna leave work and buy myself some clothes and make my boyfriend take me to the olive garden. 

then i won’t feel so bad, maybe. :c

24th Apr 2014

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23rd Apr 2014

somehow this is the second time i’ve ended up in a fairly serious relationship with a man who is dead inside. like… self proclaimed dead inside. like… says and does all the right things but feels nothing at all for me and i essentially disappear out of his life every time i leave his apartment. i’m pretty sure i’m just a convenient time filler since he has nothing better to do right now.

"i didn’t know you’d get so attached" he said. 

ok cool excuse me while the last bit of hope shrivels up and dies within me. 

22nd Apr 2014

well i thought i was being a big adult by driving myself to the hospital yesterday but it turns out i’m just a big ole baby because they gave me a lot of narcotics and then i had to call someone to drive me and my car home later.

side note, decadron is NO BUENO i didn’t like that lil fucker. as soon as my nurse pushed it into my IV my insides immediately felt itchy. like INSIDE my body, like my throat and butthole and stuff.

but side side note, dilaudid is p. dope that was a nice one.

21st Apr 2014
It’s amazing how i can look amazing one second and then one day later, look like this. no makeup, no sleep, 3 day migraine, dirty hair, irritated attitude.

It’s amazing how i can look amazing one second and then one day later, look like this. no makeup, no sleep, 3 day migraine, dirty hair, irritated attitude.

18th Apr 2014

Anonymous asked: Please, be mine.

:3

18th Apr 2014
Whatchu know bout seven hookahs

Whatchu know bout seven hookahs

17th Apr 2014
bouta fuck you up, ASU.

bouta fuck you up, ASU.

17th Apr 2014

yooo ASU is so dope tho. it’s hot as ballsacks here but totes awesome. kayla had lorde tickets tonight so i’m gonna be hanging with her hoard of brazilian friends until she gets back and they’re all so adorbs omg.

they’re taking me to the bar HOLLLAAAAAAAAA sorry bank account. 

16th Apr 2014
could you try and be just a little more racist please? there wasn’t enough ignorance in that post.

could you try and be just a little more racist please? there wasn’t enough ignorance in that post.

15th Apr 2014
how dope is my new bathing suit doe? 

how dope is my new bathing suit doe? 

15th Apr 2014