l'enfer, c'est les autres: Archive

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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alecslifestory replied to your post: Tonight at work, I slipped and fell so hard that it made my heart stop for a beat. only you haley, only you. england 2011? le duh.

Dec 27th

The Green Light: Once upon a time, →

jaygats: There was a mother who was better than a fairy godmother. She was better because she wasn’t perfect and did not pretend to be. Which actually made her better than perfect. When her third son was born, they named him Kathleen. When she found out she was Liam, it took all summer to take it in. But… And then I cried.

Dec 27th

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Me: *bites into a chocolate* ... "THIS TASTES LIKE A DI-"
Mom: A what?
Me: A dirty bu...
Mom: A DIRTY WHAT?
Me: A DIRTY BUTTHOLE.
 Laughing so hard we can't even finish our sentences. And we just peed our pants. Love being snowed in and drinking with mom.

Dec 27th

Tonight at work, I slipped and fell so hard that...

Gnarly.

Dec 26th

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Dec 23rd

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soiled it. soiled it. soiled it. soiled it. soiled...

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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I have tickets to tomorrow night's As Tall As...

Message me if you would like them. I bought them as a Christmas present for boyfriend, but he apparently has the flu.

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

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For Christmas, I would like:

more fuzzy socks a squishy pillow an external HD an apron velvet bow heels Netflix subscription girly-type games for Boy’s Xbox legitimate dinner a good corset top peppermint bark thanks.

Dec 19th

LOL PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE GIF.