January 2011
84 posts
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That awkward moment when some rando on your...
That moment when you're asleep and you suddenly...
-srslynotamused:
THE KICK
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever told you that you have great DLS's?
Anonymous asked: I came. Thanks for the handy "here is what I look like" link!
Pyro - Kings Of Leon
I’ve been really...
poeticbanter asked: Hello! What's your favourite ice cream flavour? One of the first tumblrs I started to follow was yours so I thought I'd say hey! x
Guinness, brownies and sex.
Ok snow day, you are forgiven.
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What do Asians do during erections?
pleasechokeonmydick:
discovernon:
They vote!
LMFAO
Mom: I found your weed pipe... You should get like a... tin or something for it. Yeah, a tin.
Me: -_-
Mom: HIDE IT BETTER. It's like that time I found you vibrator.
Me: o.O
everytime I tumbl before bed
I have weird dreams about my followers.
Alcohol Is Microscopically Beautiful
spandexual:
padronaveronica:
We all knew alcohol could make people look beautiful, but it seems we were overlooking the real beauty all along.
1. Bloody Mary
2. Cosmopolitan
3. Dry Martini
4. Pina Colada
5. Sake
6. Tequila
7. Vodka Tonic
8. Whiskey
9. White Russian
Sorry about all the formspring creepin'
I didn’t realize I had them linked.
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haha really when you can answer anyother question...
Last time I checked, I could answer whatever I wanted to. :)
Ask me anything
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no need to be a bitch just asking questions
I said, about 3 times, that my sex life is not your concern. Which you did not seem to understand.
Ask me anything
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I got that hunn I'm talking about if you have even...
Lol you are fucking thick.
Ask me anything
Period + 2 feet of snow = house full of baked...
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TikTok
flatbarnacle: