January 2012
172 posts
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
December 2011
125 posts
Anonymous asked: can i see ur tits pklease
ooh, Iron Chef Zakarian. you so sexy. you’re like 50, don’t even care. mmmmm.
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i finally got around to watching the series 3 finale of misfits. oh god so many creys. the look on simon’s face as he’s holding alisha while she bleeds to death. i was seriously bawling. side note, when the US version of the show comes out, i am going to puke all over it, i swear to god. maybe if showtime picks it up i’ll puke on it a little less, at least they’d be able to...
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lostandstumbling replied to your photo: i am invariably and vastly unhappy with my life so…
when i finally crawl out of my hobbit hole intp what i’m sure will be 8 feet of snow, i’ll make a snow angel and name it “haley’s unhappies” and then stomp it viciously to death.
:3 thanks kyle
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girlsofdos replied to your post: unpopular opinion
um….just, no.
she’s not that spectacular looking! she’s attractive but not gorgeous. she’s just kind of forgettable pretty.
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unpopular opinion
why are people obsessed with Kate Upton? alright, she’s good looking but she’s a not drop dead out of this world beauty. she’s just pretty. i don’t know, she’s just got a boring face or something. sorry, she does nothing for me
noitsroman:
geeisthesex:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
THIS
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
4 Alpacas Stabbed to Death →
this fucking angers me to no end. my mom told me about this while we were shopping the other day and I was honestly so upset all day. why would you do this? why?
things I got today:
mini cupcake maker
knockoff vera bradley duffel bag
sweet leather jacket
giant black leather tote
calligraphy pen
scarves
fur vest thing?
gift cards
so much candy
$300
various other trinket-y things
what did you guys get?
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WatchMerry Christmas from my turdface dog and I.
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procrastinate getting into the shower:
once I’m in the shower, procrastinate getting out:
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and so she gets home and instead of apologizing, she berates me for being MEAN TO HER on the phone when she finally answered. which leads to an absolute house shaking screaming match. i have never screamed at her like that
SO ANGRY AT MY MOM. she calls me at 8:10 and says she’s on her way home from her work dinner. I get home at 8:30 and figure i’ve just beat her home. by 10:00, she’s still not home and no one’s heard from her. so naturally i start freaking out and long story short, I call the banquet hall/bar where we waitress and she’s fucking sitting there having a leisurely...
Anonymous asked: oh my god american your titties finally wut.
oh my god american horror story finale wut.
Well... The whole Harmon family has died in the...
mrich:
That didn’t take long.
FUCKING AYE.
guhhhhh i am so horny. fack.
all these Trojan Vibrations commercials marketed towards sexually repressed housewives just slay me. ‘discreet shipping’ and such. why are you embarrassed? go to a fucking sex shop and go pick out something top notch, not a mediocre vibrator you bought off the TV.
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i am so predictable when i’m on my period. i’ve eaten so much junk in the past hour, i want to fuck everything, and i cried at a gif today. i hate you, body.
ugh i need to stop watching porn right now because all it’s doing is making me want to fuck so badly. but i can’t because 1- i have my damn period and 2- Doug won’t have sex with me yet so meh. MEH.
Watchdying.
fucking ask limit. I WASN’T DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION, TUMBLR. okay, your turn to write in my ask now.
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i am so fucking bored. wahhh. i thought i’d take a few days after i finished exams to unwind before i went home but now i’m like the only one left on campus. double wahhh.
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
imsecretlyamorsa:
