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Death To The King Size of the Day: Mars announced yesterday it plans to phase out the King Size versions of its beloved candy bars by 2013 as part of a plan to reduce the number of calories in each of its snacks to 250.
That means the regular-size versions of such candy bars as Snickers and  Mars, which are both currently above 250 calories, will be forced to lose a portion of their girth in order to shave off the extra calories.
A Mars spokesperson said the King Size will likely be replaced with a small bag containing two to four “Fun Size” bars, which will “enable sharing or saving a portion for later.”
Certain candies such as Twix and M&M’s won’t be reduced in size as they already meet the 250-calorie requirement.
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see America? this is why we can’t have nice things. I’M suffering because YOU’RE fat.

thedailywhat:

Death To The King Size of the Day: Mars announced yesterday it plans to phase out the King Size versions of its beloved candy bars by 2013 as part of a plan to reduce the number of calories in each of its snacks to 250.

That means the regular-size versions of such candy bars as Snickers and  Mars, which are both currently above 250 calories, will be forced to lose a portion of their girth in order to shave off the extra calories.

A Mars spokesperson said the King Size will likely be replaced with a small bag containing two to four “Fun Size” bars, which will “enable sharing or saving a portion for later.”

Certain candies such as Twix and M&M’s won’t be reduced in size as they already meet the 250-calorie requirement.

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see America? this is why we can’t have nice things. I’M suffering because YOU’RE fat.

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    I love how their way...product smaller.
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO please don’t let them do that! I only eat a few bites at a time anyway, but I like having a...
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    Does that mean they will also be reduced in price? Because my bag of chips has decreased in size but has risen in price.
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